sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

rneowies:

How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

Mom, i love you. Happy Mother’s Day!

angel-in-new-york-city:

I see all these other fandoms going crazy on my dash, being super scared over possibly badly-ending season finales and I’m just like yeah, well I lived through Dair so there’s that. 

djclarkey865:

sometimes people are like “oh yeah I have a tumblr” and I get super excited and then they’re like “I don’t go on it that much. like, never” and I’m like how do you do that

reynoldswalt:

Silver: Ade, please. I hate this. The last time we fought over a guy, things went down a really dark path.

madgay:

how to solve every problem ever

• ignore it 

“Birthday bowling with @itsmeleighton last night!! Love you” x

#otp if i ever did see one #that dumb dating site should have matched them up #they would’ve met up and laughed about it and oh hey since we’re here let’s have a drink and talk #whoops our mouths are touching?? huh well ok

yaoiguai:

accidentally tasting ur pills when trying to swallow them